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Miss Lenka's Miscellanea.

Come into my parlour...[said the spider to the fly]

If you dare to unravel the depths of my personality.

[x]_____I'm about as deep as a puddle.

.:Dr Foster Anyone?:.

[web blog 101] : .Things.You.Didn't.[needtoknowaboutme]

Do you:
1) Eat the skin of your baked potato?
No, because no matter how much my mother claims nutrients from it, I can still see it for what it really is; the particularly hardened sole of last seasons fendi boots shoved in the oven with mashed potato inside.

2) Dream in color?
Oh yes, and often with a soundtrack. My life is the movies. Fact.

3) Like the rain?
I do if its proper rain, the torrential kind that hits you so hard in the face it practically knocks you out, and soaks you to the skin in seconds.
Not this pathetic drizzle that Them Up There have decided to inflict upon us poor English folkses this month.

4) Think outside the box?
In a sort of backwards, spastic way, yes. But on occasion I like to return to my box to rest, it spent a previous life holding a washing machine and is currently duct-taped and bearing the name "trans-mo-graphier" on the side. When I sit in it, I become a pteradactyl. XD

5) Sleep in?
If by sleeping in you mean denying the existence of the sunlight streaming stubbornly through my blinds in the morning/early afternoon, by turning my ass in the air and sniffing the duvet in its relative darkness and comfort, then yes.

6) Read the paper?
No, because that would imply I was some sort of cultured being instead of some sort of cavegirl who crawls from her pit and snuffles at the kitchen table in search of sustenance in the morning.

7) Fluff your pillow/make your bed/snore?
No, and I never shall fluff my pillow. That's for the maid. XD
Yes, I anally make my bed in the morning after throwing my pjs at the vague direction of the end of my bed. And I only snore if I go to bed wasted out of my mind. I also tend to drool with startling regularity upon such times. Its okay though, even I'm appalled at myself.


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